Father Joy in a tree
Hello there, all. I post once more, a year older and entirely legal in the States, how cool is that? Only slightly less cool 'cause I'm in Scotland...except, birthday in Scotland? Never mind. The coolness is back.
Also, HUUUUGE shout-out to the WAC flat for throwing the best damn surprise party of my life, which included curry in heroic proportions and Uno abnd cupcakes with fire on them. You all rock my socks. Individually and in pairs.
I would like to share with whoever is reading this my new (and sadly short-lived) advertising technique. The difficulty (well, one of the difficulties) of promoting at the Fringe is that for some reason, those people up on the Royal Mile don't always seem willing to take the hundreds of flyers thrust at them. And even if they do, they nearly always just throw them away. And this makes us sad indeed, for our flyers are quite pretty, doncha know. How then, do we get folks to sit up and take notice of our particular flyers?
Why, it's elementary, my friends. We shall flyer where we are noticed. We shall flyer where we shall be remembered. We shall flyer from trees.
Yes, trees. The Meadows, which we cross in order to get to the city, are lined with trees of great beauty, height, and --most significantly-- climbability. And if you hand out flyers from there, people not only notice you and remember you, but they will willingly take the flyers and even READ them, which is awesome.
I've pursued this means of promotion of three days, and have met with great success. You'd be surprised at how many people respond to my aerial cry of "Would you like a flyer?" with "Oh go on. Just because you're in a tree." I've been photographed and videoed and pointed at by small children, but the point, my friends, is that they've taken the damn flyers. I'm doing my job. In a tree. It's surprisingly comfortable.
Unfortunately, today I was caught at it by some sort of official person who had a badge, who asked me to "remove myself from that tree." I complied, and didn't ask the reason why he'd made the request, although I likely should have. Well, tomorrow and the next day are days off anyway, so maybe we'll give it a go again on Wednesday, who knows? After all, it did take the law three whole days to catch on. Silly law. Ruining our fun.
That's right. We're WAC drama. We flyer from trees. We attract the attention of people with badges. And we're having a lovely time.
Also, HUUUUGE shout-out to the WAC flat for throwing the best damn surprise party of my life, which included curry in heroic proportions and Uno abnd cupcakes with fire on them. You all rock my socks. Individually and in pairs.
I would like to share with whoever is reading this my new (and sadly short-lived) advertising technique. The difficulty (well, one of the difficulties) of promoting at the Fringe is that for some reason, those people up on the Royal Mile don't always seem willing to take the hundreds of flyers thrust at them. And even if they do, they nearly always just throw them away. And this makes us sad indeed, for our flyers are quite pretty, doncha know. How then, do we get folks to sit up and take notice of our particular flyers?
Why, it's elementary, my friends. We shall flyer where we are noticed. We shall flyer where we shall be remembered. We shall flyer from trees.
Yes, trees. The Meadows, which we cross in order to get to the city, are lined with trees of great beauty, height, and --most significantly-- climbability. And if you hand out flyers from there, people not only notice you and remember you, but they will willingly take the flyers and even READ them, which is awesome.
I've pursued this means of promotion of three days, and have met with great success. You'd be surprised at how many people respond to my aerial cry of "Would you like a flyer?" with "Oh go on. Just because you're in a tree." I've been photographed and videoed and pointed at by small children, but the point, my friends, is that they've taken the damn flyers. I'm doing my job. In a tree. It's surprisingly comfortable.
Unfortunately, today I was caught at it by some sort of official person who had a badge, who asked me to "remove myself from that tree." I complied, and didn't ask the reason why he'd made the request, although I likely should have. Well, tomorrow and the next day are days off anyway, so maybe we'll give it a go again on Wednesday, who knows? After all, it did take the law three whole days to catch on. Silly law. Ruining our fun.
That's right. We're WAC drama. We flyer from trees. We attract the attention of people with badges. And we're having a lovely time.


3 Comments:
At 3:24 PM,
Volansky said…
you guys are making us so proud: from eating haggis to seeing over-hyped movies to throwing parties to questioning scottish authority to oh yeah, producing theater. congratulations to one and all -- children, you grow up so fast...sigh.
come home safely...
At 2:43 PM,
Anonymous said…
Wow, I really miss you guys. Just when I think I'm all grown-up with semi-grown up friends one of you does something wonderfully fun and I think WHY THE HELL AREN'T I DOING THAT? Oh well, I beat my roommates with futon pillows and that's gotta count for something.
Love to WAC Fringe! You all rock the casbah!
Heather B.
At 10:04 AM,
Kate said…
This illustrates the motivation behind me saying "Val would be perfect for publicity" months and months ago.
Excellent.
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